Blatting

Can't tell you. I am sworn to secrecy.

"I wanna go blatting tonight."

"What's blatting?"

"Can't tell you until you do it! I took an oath!"

"No."

Blatting by Natish October 20, 2008

Blatting

Verb: To blat

Travelling in a reckless and eratic manner, often at excessive speeds with little care for your own health or safety, due to extreme levels of eccentricity and genius.

Either by car, bike or foot.

Person 1: "Roger is looking rather flustered"

Person 2: "He jolly well should, he's been blatting around all morning"

Blatting by dUMFounded January 12, 2011

the blatting

no 'call waiting!!'

in ancient times when one were 'desperate' to get hold of someone, there existed a torture some indicator someone was using the phone, (or had it off the 'hook' to 'duck' your ass!!) called a 'BUSY SIGNAL' (or 'reorder tone")

this busy signal still exists to this day! among all the modern technology that does everything but 'take you off'. it could truly be maddening if one were 'desperate' to get through to someone. ('hungry' teens, emergencies, etc!)

seems pretty antique to me, why not disco music or something? -at least the ABILITY to 'dump' the blatting!!
i guess call waiting is where we're 'railroaded' to now!!

did you get through to wendy yet? fuck no, all i got was the blatting, and her mobile is off!!...-shit, man-fuucck!

needed to 'get off', tried to call my 'infant', but all i got was the blatting!!!

the blatting by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

Blasting Yeezus 

To penetrate a partner's anal cavity, often with vigour.

Derived from the aggressive, jarring and unorthodox nature of Kanye West's 2013 masterpiece 'Yeezus', much like engaging in anal sexual intercourse.

Lloyd: Let's play tennis sometime.
Harrison: Nah bro play me in basketball I'll be blasting Yeezus on your ass.
Lloyd: Don't do that again I'm still sore from last time.

Blasting Yeezus by Mrkky June 10, 2018

Blattino 

A questionable internet troll who rose to fame being a sus boy on Tik Tok. No one knows of his true identity.

Did you see Blattino on Tik Tok?

Blattino by Shinigami9 February 14, 2021

man blasting

Assembling LED video panels in an aggressive manner.

Hey bro, those Screenworks guys are totally man blasting that screen together.

man blasting by Super Rad Kids June 8, 2017

batting for the other team 

To be homosexual.

That guy is batting for the other team

batting for the other team by elf August 23, 2003