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Blokes on Blokes 

When the flattys are busting up and you get on the water with a couple of blokes once you have hit the all male brothel and fucked 3 men. You cast out some whole chook dogs to burley up the water a bit, whole chooks get the big dogs, 2.8s and 3 meterys.
Fuck do you see the blokes on blokes over near the flatty hole? Yeah mate get the dogs.
An ancient insult only used in the matter of ultimate stupidity
"Your a blorker" John said laughing in Nathaniels face
Blorker by TheOpditMan September 25, 2022
An ancient insult only used in the matter of ultimate stupidity
"How about you blorkup, blorker?" Phantern to Redd, Greeny's Grand Game, Apocalpeepy
Blorker by solarace February 4, 2023

Blokescursion

The conjunction of the Australian slang word 'bloke', and 'excursion' - when two males venture out into the world, typically to do manly Australian things, such as riding motorcycles, smoking cigars, fighting sharks and/or wrestling crocodiles.
With the roar of petrol engines and the whiff of cigars, the blokescursion had begun.
Blokescursion by L.A.R.S.O. June 10, 2016
The toxic bellarke (Bellamy and Clarke from The100) shippers. However, not all bellarke shippers are blorks, just the ones who harass people.
"Did you see what that blork tweeted?" "I just got harassed by a blork." "These blorks are insane today."
Blorks by sapphicvillanelle May 6, 2020
Describes the temporary unavailability of a web page, due to an unexpectedly large increase in page views after the page was linked to by a popular news aggregate or blog site. The word is derived from "Blog" and "Borked".
"I checked out that link you told me about, but the site is blorked so I'll just try again later"

"Oh man, our site is blorked because Digg linked to it, we gotta fix this fast"
Blorked by leftymcrighty May 4, 2009