blorga

A sexy, squirty, and quirky way to define anything and everything!

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by Hun7ea April 12, 2024

Borgar

A joking way of saying “burger” with many intentions, such as being annoying or a joke.

Cashier: Hello, welcome to Subway. What can I get you?

Customer: can I get aaaa uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh borgar?

Cashier: Sir this is Subway we don’t sell that here

by UpwindLion January 22, 2020

Blowga

The art of stretching so you're limber enough to suck your own penis.

Since he started practicing Blowga Daryl can get the head and half the shaft in his mouth.

by TommyFiveToes June 1, 2016

bloganism

Pertaining to the mechanics of blogging and how a few highly valued sources can spread propaganda far without scrutiny.

So Facebook's value rose exponentially immediately after going public? Sheer bloganism at play I reckon.

by m0r1arty June 12, 2012

Blogan

A Blow Job given by a high school girl to a college guy.

Hey man I heard Baker got a blogan from a high school girl at the party last night.

by Sethamphetamine Bergler July 28, 2011

Blorank

(noun) A derogatory name for a woman. "Blorank" is a combination of the words, "bitch, slut, whore, and skank." The noun is associated with any woman who has exhibited the characteristics of the aforementioned terms.

Guy #1: She wouldn't hook up with me again because she said she felt bad for her boyfriend, and then she goes and hooks up with another guy.

Guy #2: Wow, what a Blorank.

by atlanticcitycamp August 27, 2009

Blogasm

The feeling you get when you check your blog stats and you see WAY more visitors than you expected.

"Dude, last night I wrote a new blog post about that crazy new action movie. This morning when I checked my stats and saw I had over 2,000 visits, I had a serious blogasm!"

by Juan Santini October 28, 2008