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1. Someone who is not only fat physically, but also mentally.
2. A Dylan Bulger
Pat: "Vic always runs up the bill at Applebees."
Lucas: "Yeah, she really is a Blorgan."
Blorgan by The Kid 2.0 December 11, 2010
Pertaining to the mechanics of blogging and how a few highly valued sources can spread propaganda far without scrutiny.
So Facebook's value rose exponentially immediately after going public? Sheer bloganism at play I reckon.
bloganism by m0r1arty June 12, 2012
A Blow Job given by a high school girl to a college guy.
Hey man I heard Baker got a blogan from a high school girl at the party last night.
(noun) A derogatory name for a woman. "Blorank" is a combination of the words, "bitch, slut, whore, and skank." The noun is associated with any woman who has exhibited the characteristics of the aforementioned terms.
Guy #1: She wouldn't hook up with me again because she said she felt bad for her boyfriend, and then she goes and hooks up with another guy.

Guy #2: Wow, what a Blorank.
Blorank by atlanticcitycamp August 27, 2009
when a single individual whether male or female hovers around multiple male partners is sucks all penises involved.
Aly sure enjoyed that blowgang last nite. She gladly dropped on her knees, sucked all those guys off until each squirted all over that mouth and she liked it. What a freak!
blowgang by Myz M May 30, 2013

Bloagan The Chodegan 

That hella short kid with a chode who's hat doesn't fit when he gets a haircut.