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Bloopie
Bloopie by SHARKBAITWOOHAHA June 1, 2010
bloopie
That bitch didn't even care that I was on the toilet she grabbed my cock stuck it in her mouth and gave me a bloopie right there. I finished up by blowing my load in her eye.
bloopie by James Edward Dean May 27, 2008
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bloopie by CaireLushh February 19, 2011
Bloopie
Bloopie by XxrainbowXkissXx March 13, 2021
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bloopie.hp by Pendimon November 1, 2020
bloopitty
When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.
Boss : Why are you so late today ?
Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
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