bloopsie

when you sneeze on a woman's forehead, ejaculate into a woman's mouth, and poop all at the same time.

"Man. Since I had a cold, I decided my girlfriend was ready for the bloopsie."

by jitteryjoe December 7, 2013

Bloopsies

When you fart and poop in your bloomers.

ruby: "Whoopsie i think i did a bloopsies”

by SP33DC0r3 August 8, 2025