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Blowpology 

The only sincere apology. When you fuck up and say sorry, your man has to guess if you are being sincere. But a blowjob apology solves that problem. The blowpology replaces "I'm sorry" adds sincerity and added comfort.
Jim:: “Dewd she was a real bitch to you last night!! I can’t believe she did that did she at least say ‘sorry’”
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"
Blowpology by Lascivious May 27, 2014

boobology 

To be able to determine the weight and shape of the boob without haveing to see her nude. Know what every part of the boob, from the areola to the nipple and those little bumps women get when they are horny around the areola, i call them BRAILE for "TOUCH ME HERE"
boobologist: Those are a 36 DDD , pink nipples, 24.3 bumps around the areola etc etc.

women: wow, you sure know your boobology
boobology by OscarG13 December 26, 2005

blowpology 

an apology for something so mean it can only be rectified by giving the other person oral sex.
After making fun of Kyle's Boyfriend for having meth mouth, the only way to make things right was for Michele to give him a sincere blowpology
blowpology by NumbChuck September 29, 2014

bronology 

the study of all words containing "bro"
He really knows his bronology he even says it in spanish
bronology by tw18 December 9, 2008

Boobology 

The study of boobies by boob enthusiasts. Boobology encompasses the study of all boob types, small and large, and boobologists are expected to show an appreciation for any and all boobies.
Hey Matt, I heard that Kevin is studying to become a boobologist. I hope he shares his boobology research with us.
Boobology by JP_0309 January 4, 2019

Baconology 

The belief that God put man on earth to make, and consume bacon.
I'm not a Christian, I left it for the more lucrative Baconology
Baconology by DarthMoose December 11, 2010