Bloonologist

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a person who is interested in bloonology.

"So we hired some of the best bloonologists and they studied how strong blimps can be in Bloons TD 6."

Bloonologist by Otheruser325 March 14, 2023

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boobologist

(n.) A person whose life's goal is to understand the amazing properties of a female's mammary glands.

Kevin moaned as he squeezed the succulent breasts in his hands, learning how to handle them.

boobologist by teh zackers April 2, 2005

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Bloonologist • boobologist • blockologist • Blondologist • boofologist • Boomologist • Booologist

Blondologist

One who studies blondes, their behaviour, as well as their social and economical impact.

Person 1: I don't know what i want to be when i grow up...
Person 2: Be a blondologist!
Person 1: Hey, that would be fun! I don't know if I'm qualified though...

Blondologist by qazxsweccvfrr3456 December 19, 2010

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boofologist

someone who practices the art of boofing.Use the word as any word at anytime anywhere.. just boof it!!! smoke dope

adam:I think i will go to college after high school...

ashley:Really what you goin for??

adam:Boofology .. ya i want to be a boofologist

boofologist by HailStorm777 March 15, 2011

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Booologist

That person in your friend group designated for complaining to about everyone's problems with their boo or booho. Basically, it's a low-budget relationship counselor.

Monique is my best friend and booologist, I'm always talking to her when I have a problem with Tyler.

Booologist by Tmoniquexx October 9, 2017

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Boobologist

Guiding women through bra jungle and the importance of a good fitting.

I went to see a boobologist today , finally a bra that fits!

Boobologist by Love the way you bloom October 30, 2017

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blockologist

A person who specializes in blocking people from their social sites when they are crossed.

“Damn she blocked me!”
“Yeah she’s a blockologist”

blockologist by Kitkatkandy December 19, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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