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Bloonologist 

"So we hired some of the best bloonologists and they studied how strong blimps can be in Bloons TD 6."
Bloonologist by Otheruser325 March 14, 2023
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boobologist 

(n.) A person whose life's goal is to understand the amazing properties of a female's mammary glands.
Kevin moaned as he squeezed the succulent breasts in his hands, learning how to handle them.
boobologist by teh zackers April 2, 2005

Blondologist 

One who studies blondes, their behaviour, as well as their social and economical impact.
Person 1: I don't know what i want to be when i grow up...
Person 2: Be a blondologist!
Person 1: Hey, that would be fun! I don't know if I'm qualified though...
Blondologist by qazxsweccvfrr3456 December 19, 2010

boofologist 

someone who practices the art of boofing.Use the word as any word at anytime anywhere.. just boof it!!! smoke dope
adam:I think i will go to college after high school...

ashley:Really what you goin for??

adam:Boofology .. ya i want to be a boofologist
boofologist by HailStorm777 March 15, 2011

Booologist 

That person in your friend group designated for complaining to about everyone's problems with their boo or booho. Basically, it's a low-budget relationship counselor.
Monique is my best friend and booologist, I'm always talking to her when I have a problem with Tyler.
Booologist by Tmoniquexx October 9, 2017

Boobologist 

Guiding women through bra jungle and the importance of a good fitting.
I went to see a boobologist today , finally a bra that fits!

blockologist 

A person who specializes in blocking people from their social sites when they are crossed.
Damn she blocked me!”
Yeah she’s a blockologist”
blockologist by Kitkatkandy December 19, 2017
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