When a profound post-partisan meta-point unites previously adversarial debaters in consensus. Aptly named after the eminently reasonable columnist for the New York Times, David Brooks, who always takes a bird's-eye view of the issues.

"Oh great point man, you really combined our points of view in an innovative way and now we've reached Brooksensus."

"Stop being argumentative. I want to reach Brooksensus before the game starts."

Meta example:

"Alright, I know you want to name the term Brookensus and I want to name it Brooksian Consensus; let's just compromise on Brooksensus. Ok, now we've reached a Brooksensus!

Brooksensus by saxogid April 12, 2010

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Blookie

n. Male ejaculate
v. the act of ejaculating by a male
Synonyms- jizz load or nut

While grinding really close with that girl on the dance floor, Johnny accidentally blookied in his shorts.

Blookie by DancefloorDirk November 16, 2007

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Blookies

sperm

you have a low count of blookies sir.

Blookies by Blookies May 26, 2012

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Brookised

To bone a girl supa hard

Guy: Yo, i Brookised that bitch all night, she never stopped screaming
Guy #1: Siiiiiiiiiick

Brookised by Brookis April 15, 2009

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Bookison

Go fuck yourself, Kyle.

Oh, god damnit. Bookison

Bookison by Mrthatguy225 May 3, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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