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Brookside School 

Brookside school is known as the school of white kids. Our population is 99.9% white and .1% black. We have a one of a kind principle, he is balled but luckily has a great taste in ties. The Girls are flat hoes but still are quite manegable. Our sports teams are crap but the chess club gets a clap. Luckily our students get sent off to Northern Highlands known as the Rits Carlton of the east coast. But we can't lie everyone strives to follow the school motto, you better get an STD before the SAT.
Your a white rich kid, you must got to brookside school.
Brookside School by Kteo March 31, 2017

Brookish 

1.taking or showing extreme care about minute details; precise; thorough: a brookish craftsman; brookish personal appearance.

2.finicky; fussy: brookish adherence to technicalities.

Synonyms:
1. exact, strict, scrupulous. See PAINSTAKING, ANAL
Hey I don't mean to be brookish, but you're doing everything wrong.
Brookish by WHMNPSD October 29, 2009

Brookside 

Woods in North Merrick where kids will go to get fucked up when theres nothing to do. Crossing the creeks a pain in the ass though
Kid1: Yoo theres nothing to do tonight in this shithole town

Kid2: Well lets just get fucked up at Brookside (Bside) then

Kid1: Alright down
Brookside by SmellySnatch January 17, 2011

brookie cookie 

an adorable nickname for a smoking hot girl
you my brookie cookie :)

Brooksed 

When a person proves a point while making another person feel stupid
You've have been brooksed!!
Brooksed by ksand27 April 4, 2012

Brookside Middle School 

Fucking hell. Miss Whare ham is elderly skank with saggy ass tits fuck mr Gruhl
I fucking hate BrookSide middle school it can suck my dick
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