bionicles 

They are the most legendary objects ever created by human kind
They where created by the Lego company. They are the most likely thing for you to jerk off to slightly bellow the internet

I invited a cute girl from school to play bionicles but she started taking of her clothes and I was very fucking disappointed

bionicles by Russian Santa December 20, 2018

bionicles 

bionicles are toys used to play wioth ur slutty girl freind

when she came to play bionicles but she starts taking her clothes off

bionicles by daber69420noscopeligma December 4, 2018

Bionicles and Bang 

Like Netflix and chill but instead of Netflix you build bionicles yo gurl

Dylan: Hey girl wanna come come over for some Bionicles and Banging?
Shelly: Oh yeah you know the ball-socket joints of the Toa Mata turn me on

Bionicles and Bang by theczechspam December 18, 2018

bionicle

One of lego's production lines started around 2000, bionicle was one of lego's success stories due to the series not letting lego go bankrupt after the age of video games beginning. It lasted for around a decade until the maker of bionicle made hero factory. Which old time bionicle fans still hate to this very day. The series will always be a legend and should never be forgotten.

tom: why the crap do you still have legos?
jack: they're bionicles man.
tom: oh ok thats cool bro.

bionicle by NightHound October 16, 2012

Bionicle

Bionicle was a religion made by Lego. Followers of this religion pray to their god Mata Nui(basically robo Jesus) and know every single part of the plot. They usually have a very high IQ, usually around 200. They know more about the history of the Matoran universe than they know about our own world

Lego pls bring back Bionicle

Bionicle by Tsynami December 25, 2018

Bionicle

Godly god of LEGO gods that was too godly that it was canceled. But, as a god, was reborn, just like Jesus, but soon returned to its grave. However, as long as followers of it exist, it is still alive.

Bionicle is still alive in our hearts.

Bionicle by Radical Conservative August 3, 2018

Bionicle

The thing I sell day in, day out, at Legoland. I never began as a fan of it but after being forced to watch the movie over 25 times, and listening to hours upon hours of kids talk to me about Bionicle, I've become fairly knowlegeable on it. It's about six heroic robots, called Toa, fighting a really evil robot called Makuta on a far away island called Mata Nui. The Toa defeat evil after evil that Makuta creates until Makuta gets his ass handed to him by Takanuva, the 7th Toa. Anyway none of that matters, all that matters is that you go out and buy Bionicle. You know you want too, because Bionicle is where most of my paycheck comes from.

All Toas are $8.95 each, $9.64 with tax. Makuta is $19.95, $21.50 with tax. Takanuva is $29.95, $32.27 with tax. Would you like a bag with that?

Bionicle by The Toa of Selling Toas August 28, 2004