blond job

like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.

Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!

Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?

Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.

by harry day October 26, 2009

Blood Job

a term used to describe a situation in which any person involved in a blow job (or blowjob) gets a bloody nose. This term could also be applied to any situation in which blood is involved in any way with the blow job.

"This dude over here just got a blood job. Check out all of that blood on him. Let us laugh heartily together now."

by Backseat Lover March 3, 2009

Bland Job

When agirl gives you a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.

"I won't give you a blow job but I'll give you a bland job."

by Lauren is the shit March 16, 2008

blonde job

While receiving a standard blow job, the male pulls out of the oral cavity, and ejaculates on top of the receivers cranium. Next, he rubs the white substance into the reciever's hair, making it appear blonde, i.e. blonde job

Susan gave me some teeth during my blow job, so i decided to give that bitch a blonde job!

by dick'n ballz April 21, 2010

Blind Job

Receiving a blow job from a blind girl.

"She was blind, but she could kinda see shapes. She kinda had to feel her way."

"Well, I guess that's what you call a blind job."

by AWS July 16, 2008

Blondjob

A blondjob occurs when a girl is going to give you a blowjob, but starts literally blowing on your penis.

I told Krystle to give me a blowjob, but instead I got a blondjob. I then had Jenny show her how it's done.

by Kenny Decius October 23, 2004