Blondjob

A blondjob occurs when a girl is going to give you a blowjob, but starts literally blowing on your penis.

I told Krystle to give me a blowjob, but instead I got a blondjob. I then had Jenny show her how it's done.

Blondjob by Kenny Decius October 23, 2004

Blandjob 

The act of getting a blowjob while recieving a handjob at the same time is known as a blandjob...but dont let the name fool you... blandjobs are without a doubt the best part of blowjob week

Steven: so u get laid last night?
Martyn: nah dude, its blowjob week.
Steven: ouch!
Martyn: yo stfu bitch! My ho gave (referring to his cock) Iron Man a blandjob.....now that takes co-ordination.
Steven: wtf's a blandjob?
Martyn: (sighs)fuckin idiot.

Blandjob by Martyn with a 'y' bitches May 1, 2008

blandjob 

A lazy blowjob that eventually turns into a handjob.

(Blow + Hand) + Job = BlandJob

bland - /blænd/ (adjective):
lacking in special interest, liveliness, individuality, etc.; insipid; dull

That prostitute only gave me a blandjob! I want my money back.

blandjob by X13 November 13, 2006

Blandjob 

The act of giving a hand-heavy blowjob that results in boredom.

Bro she went down on me last night, but it was totally lame... all hand, a total blandjob.

I thought I was going to get some quality head but this chick relied on her hand the whole time--goddamn blandjob.

This girl I met at a bar looked like the type that enjoys giving some head. Needless to say I was surprised to get such a blandjob. I could have stayed home, saved the drink money, and wanked it myself.

Blandjob by Horrice McCuthery July 20, 2009

Blandjob 

A lazy and boring handjob with no enthusiasm

Giving someone a blandjob is one way to make sure you won’t see them naked again.

Blandjob by Faster Redhead October 31, 2017

Blandjob 

A blowjob that ends in a handjob instead of ending by cumming in the partners mouth.

I thought I was in for a hell of a blowjob but she pulled back and it ended up being a blandjob.

Blandjob by Darkling Penguin February 16, 2008

bloodjob 

usually preformed in the vampire world and in vampire media, a bloodjob involves a mortal girl or guy biting into a vampire through the skin, usually the arm or neck, and sucking the resulting gusher, resulting in heightened arousal of both parties. seen frequently in the HBO series True Blood.

Sookie gives a great bloodjob.

My girl wouldn't give me a bloodjob, so I drained her instead.

bloodjob by BillCrompton July 6, 2010