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blond cunt hair 

1) A unit of measurement, often used by tradesmen to describe small adjustments required.

2) commonly accepted to be less precise than a "red cunt hair", the finest hair measurement scale currently in use.
"Hey Scotty, shave a blond cunt hair off that pipe, she's not lining up bud"

blood cunt 

slang for a women who is on her period.
woman : "why the fuck haven't you done the washing up you bastard...all men are bastards and are useless and the sooner we can impregnate our selfs then men will be wiped out...blah blah blah.."

man : "Shut the fuck up, don't take it out on me just because you are a blood cunt... and i want my fucking dinner NOW bitch."
blood cunt by tom best October 17, 2008

blood sucking cunt

-a stupid fucking whore
-using the violent act and hatred tward vampires ( i.e. bloodsucking)mixed with the derogatory term cunt
-often used in a common cat fight in which the two girls would most likely be yelling curses at eachother, and this term could be used to kick the other girls ass
- stupid bitch
- slut!
- fucking whore
- cock sucker
- carpet muncher!!
- BLOOD SUCKING CUNT!!!!

you see. . . . . bitch # 2 wins the fight
blood sucking cunt by bitch #2 January 20, 2006

Cunt blood 

Blood that comes from a females genitals, generally during menstruation.
Josh: ohh this bitch was grinding on me last night and i ended up with cunt blood on my leg

Mic:ohh thats hot.
Cunt blood by RattyKarnt August 25, 2009

bloodcunt crazies 

An alternative term for 'premenstrual syndrome' or 'PMS'.
Dude 1: My girlfriend just trashed my car and set fire to my house!
Dude 2: Wow! What did you do?
Dude 1: Nothing! I think it's just that time of the month!
Dude 2: The bloodcunt crazies, tough luck mate.

Bloodcunt 

Possibly the most offensive word in the English language. Pairing up 'Blood' with cunt results in a word so offensive that it should only be used in the most extreme circumstances.
"fucking bloodcunt"
Bloodcunt by Les January 12, 2004