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blond cunt hair 

1) A unit of measurement, often used by tradesmen to describe small adjustments required.

2) commonly accepted to be less precise than a "red cunt hair", the finest hair measurement scale currently in use.
"Hey Scotty, shave a blond cunt hair off that pipe, she's not lining up bud"

blood cunt 

slang for a women who is on her period.
woman : "why the fuck haven't you done the washing up you bastard...all men are bastards and are useless and the sooner we can impregnate our selfs then men will be wiped out...blah blah blah.."

man : "Shut the fuck up, don't take it out on me just because you are a blood cunt... and i want my fucking dinner NOW bitch."
blood cunt by tom best October 17, 2008

blood sucking cunt

-a stupid fucking whore
-using the violent act and hatred tward vampires ( i.e. bloodsucking)mixed with the derogatory term cunt
-often used in a common cat fight in which the two girls would most likely be yelling curses at eachother, and this term could be used to kick the other girls ass
- stupid bitch
- slut!
- fucking whore
- cock sucker
- carpet muncher!!
- BLOOD SUCKING CUNT!!!!

you see. . . . . bitch # 2 wins the fight
blood sucking cunt by bitch #2 January 20, 2006

Cunt blood 

Blood that comes from a females genitals, generally during menstruation.
Josh: ohh this bitch was grinding on me last night and i ended up with cunt blood on my leg

Mic:ohh thats hot.
Cunt blood by RattyKarnt August 25, 2009

bloodcunt crazies 

An alternative term for 'premenstrual syndrome' or 'PMS'.
Dude 1: My girlfriend just trashed my car and set fire to my house!
Dude 2: Wow! What did you do?
Dude 1: Nothing! I think it's just that time of the month!
Dude 2: The bloodcunt crazies, tough luck mate.

Bloodcunt 

Possibly the most offensive word in the English language. Pairing up 'Blood' with cunt results in a word so offensive that it should only be used in the most extreme circumstances.
"fucking bloodcunt"
Bloodcunt by Les January 12, 2004
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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