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Posts by bloggers, who have received cash, gifts or other incentives from companies they write about.
That popular blogger writes nothing but blogola!
blogola by metallicorb August 16, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
To virtually insult someone through a blog.

Note: Blogslapping can be innocent fun, but moderation must be exercised so that you don't find yourself subject to a nasty lawsuit.

Derived from bitchslap.
"I blogslapped Amer when I posted that picture of him looking like a dinosaur."

"I will blogslap you."
blogslap by Hsien-Gay Pee April 16, 2008
Related Words

Blogosapien 

A person or persons who, as a full time activity, post inane unfiltered information about themself and or what they think, have thought or are thinking presently on websites known as blogs.
You really need to get out of the house, you spend too much time on your blog, your turning into a turning into a blogosapien.

Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!
Blogosapien by gummer stumps November 24, 2010

blogonaut 

noun

One who regularly visits or posts in a blog
"You're a regular blogonaut."
blogonaut by Spirit_Stiff December 15, 2008

blogovation 

Calling out to the blogosphere to solve a specific problem - or look for innovation.
Our web 2.0 app sucked, so we called out to bloggers for some blogovation.

blogplanation

posting a blog to explain a random nonsensical or cryptic status post on a social networking site.
status: wondering where this is going.

comments:
Are you going to post a blogplanation? Where what is going???
blogplanation by AleciaLJ June 1, 2009

blogofascism 

Is a term coined by the critic Lee Siegel as an expression of th Internet's antidemocratic elements.
It contrasts the popular belief that the Internet promotes free speech and open discussion among the web population.
Quote:
Internet users generally...and bloggers (as part of promoting blogofascism)especially, inhabit an absolute solitary space in which other people exist as stick figures filled out by the user's or blogger's conception of them."
blogofascism by NMM February 24, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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