Bloggers 

Black poggers

Dam that was bloggers

Bloggers by Baked Biscuits April 23, 2021

bloggers 

Hack writers who, although experts at nothing, feel compelled to share their opinions about everything, often rambling and oversimplifying complex subjects to satisfy an audience of fellow hacks, pseudo-scientists and snobs. Bloggers, while purportedly good at writing, are actually guilty of some of the Internet's worst grammatical atrocities and misspellings. In this sense, they are similar to reporters and journalists, who are also supposed to be proficient at basic writing skills. Many bloggers are very self-indulgent with their topics, often claiming expertise far beyond their education, in order to appear intellectual, stimulating, clever, unique or nonconformist. However, in reality, most blogs are simply online forums for poorly-reasoned opinions. Bloggers, who feel they are contributing something to the world, are actually quite useless. For this reason, they have created their own world, called the blogosphere, which defies the laws of logic, common sense, and humility. As a side note, bloggers see themselves as Internet heroes and are therefore usually very proud of their writing, so they may become quite aggressive if a reader comments unfavorably on a post.

Kids, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up as long as you don't want to become bloggers.

bloggers by astro_man23 May 14, 2011

bloggers 

modern day hippies

hippies are bloggers

bloggers by zwvgftnh./';[ May 1, 2010

Junk Bloggers 

Low-class people that go in your trash can and take scrap metal, then sell it for a living.

I HATE those stupid "Junk Bloggers" that keep taking stuff out of my trash can!!!

Junk Bloggers by tootfartparty97 March 20, 2010

Broggers 

A deviation of poggers, but only used for when you are with the bros. Like poggers, it can be changed to "brog" or "brogchamp."

I had this broggers kill when I was playing Phantom Forces with the homies.

Broggers by hobodrew July 4, 2020

night blogger 

when people on tumblr question life
and really need to go to bed

a typical night blogger (1)

tumblr user1: "how do mermaids masturbate?"
tumblr user2: "its time to step away from the internet"

night blogger by tumblruser2coolforu October 6, 2012

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

I'm no jazz blogger by elwags July 14, 2011