A person who, by means of definite purpsose, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude on their weblog. usually when preggers.
1:40 AM June 12th 2010. A massive kick / Ban spree on DJ-Keemstar's Blog TV channel. Some of the "Moderators" on the channel viciously kicked and banned almost every single person viewing the channel at the time. The crisis was contained by Moderator AChimimunima, and DJ-Keemstar himself when the Moderators doing the kicking and banning were themselves banned from the channel.
A creature or being that feeds off the destruction of meaningful thought process. Oftentimes a host of a Blargonaut will be plagued with forgetfulness, blank stares, and an inability to maintain meaningful conversation. The reason behind the frusterated statement: Blarg!
"And as you can see after taking the inverse of the....wait...Blarg!!"
"He must have Blargonauts..."
blo go sa tu ra ti (blaw go s ch -rä t ) everybody’s got something to say (including this author); but wading through the repetitious, self-indulgent, media-saturated simulacra and sophomoric hearsay can be tiresome and off-putting; making one want to go live in a cave under a waterfall with nothing but a ukulele…and streaming netflix.
He's a self-proclaimed brilliant member of the blogosaturati, yet he doesn't realize that new hit song is a remake.