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blognant 

A person who, by means of definite purpsose, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude on their weblog. usually when preggers.
Blogworm is a pregger blognant.
blognant by Sans Pantaloons November 27, 2006

blogovation 

Calling out to the blogosphere to solve a specific problem - or look for innovation.
Our web 2.0 app sucked, so we called out to bloggers for some blogovation.

Blogocaust 

1:40 AM June 12th 2010. A massive kick / Ban spree on DJ-Keemstar's Blog TV channel. Some of the "Moderators" on the channel viciously kicked and banned almost every single person viewing the channel at the time. The crisis was contained by Moderator AChimimunima, and DJ-Keemstar himself when the Moderators doing the kicking and banning were themselves banned from the channel.
The blogocaust of June 12th 2010
Blogocaust by iGweilo June 14, 2010

Blargonaut

A creature or being that feeds off the destruction of meaningful thought process. Oftentimes a host of a Blargonaut will be plagued with forgetfulness, blank stares, and an inability to maintain meaningful conversation. The reason behind the frusterated statement: Blarg!
"And as you can see after taking the inverse of the....wait...Blarg!!"
"He must have Blargonauts..."
Blargonaut by dnb February 19, 2003

Blogocaust 

when moderators on blog tv turn on the show boradcaster and kick everyone form the channel. yes is that dumb.
a mod on dj keemstars show is all like HAHA then he kciks everyoen until he is banned hence the blogocaust
Blogocaust by jumbojuicebox June 14, 2010

blogosaturati 

blo go sa tu ra ti (blaw go s ch -rä t ) everybody’s got something to say (including this author); but wading through the repetitious, self-indulgent, media-saturated simulacra and sophomoric hearsay can be tiresome and off-putting; making one want to go live in a cave under a waterfall with nothing but a ukulele…and streaming netflix.
He's a self-proclaimed brilliant member of the blogosaturati, yet he doesn't realize that new hit song is a remake.
blogosaturati by re*act*or June 30, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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