A person who, by means of definite purpsose, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude on their weblog. usually when preggers.
1:40 AM June 12th 2010. A massive kick / Ban spree on DJ-Keemstar's Blog TV channel. Some of the "Moderators" on the channel viciously kicked and banned almost every single person viewing the channel at the time. The crisis was contained by Moderator AChimimunima, and DJ-Keemstar himself when the Moderators doing the kicking and banning were themselves banned from the channel.
A creature or being that feeds off the destruction of meaningful thought process. Oftentimes a host of a Blargonaut will be plagued with forgetfulness, blank stares, and an inability to maintain meaningful conversation. The reason behind the frusterated statement: Blarg!
"And as you can see after taking the inverse of the....wait...Blarg!!"
"He must have Blargonauts..."
blo go sa tu ra ti (blaw go s ch -rä t ) everybody’s got something to say (including this author); but wading through the repetitious, self-indulgent, media-saturated simulacra and sophomoric hearsay can be tiresome and off-putting; making one want to go live in a cave under a waterfall with nothing but a ukulele…and streaming netflix.
He's a self-proclaimed brilliant member of the blogosaturati, yet he doesn't realize that new hit song is a remake.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.