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Blockfote
When two good friends both disrespect each other and they have to fight, but don't want to because deep down they still respect each other. Once the obligatory crowd has formed around the two friends about to fight, they can grab random bystanders and throw them at each other and get THEM to fight instead, thus initiating a blockfote. Why fight your best friend when you can get two other people to fight instead?
"The other day, I walked in on my best friend getting his dick sucked by my girl, and that shit was disrespectful. But at the same time, I walked in on him before they could finish, and he found that disrespectful too. So we was about to throw down, but said fuck it cuz we still homies, and we did a blockfote."
Blockfote by skweezy fan May 7, 2012
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scranton blackfoot
when you wake up from an evening in the hill section and your feet are covered in a combination of dirt, beer, and possibly feces from basement parties
scranton blackfoot by lackawanna wonderful October 19, 2008
nigel blackfoot
the whitest black kid ever who is huge and has a blackbelt in karate yet is scared of little white kids. from robbinsville new jersey. also has flat feet.
person 1: hey i saw nigel blackfoot today
person 2: ooh that sucks... did he have flat feet?
person 1: yes, and hes black
person 2: whoa
person 2: ooh that sucks... did he have flat feet?
person 1: yes, and hes black
person 2: whoa
nigel blackfoot by svenson the jew May 8, 2009
martin blackwood
one of the main protagonists of the magnus archives and probably the sweetest boy to ever live - he drinks a lot of tea and has self-esteem issues. he's literally in love with his boss from season one to the end of the show, and it is destroying him mentally.
some kid: whos that
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir
martin blackwood by shampoo_bitch April 26, 2022
Blackwood
Popular convention in the game of Bridge to determine if the side has enough controls to play in a slam.
Generally a bid of 4NT asks partner to respond with an artificial bid dependent on the number of aces he holds.
The most popular variation is Key-Card which counts the king of the implied trump suit as a key-card. Other variations allow for more than one key suit in which they king counts as a key card.
Generally a bid of 4NT asks partner to respond with an artificial bid dependent on the number of aces he holds.
The most popular variation is Key-Card which counts the king of the implied trump suit as a key-card. Other variations allow for more than one key suit in which they king counts as a key card.
Demitri blackwood
Demitri Blackwood aka Eva‘s soulmate. The most attractive episode boy to exist. A russian Aries with thick smooth black hair, ocean blue eyes and a smile girls are fainting for. Dana‘s very mysterious main character, with a heart out of gold and an attracting personality, which Eva is melting for.
“Who’s THAT blue eyed guy over there?“
“You mean that tall, muscular, black haired guy? How can you not know him- THATS Demitri Blackwood!“
“You mean that tall, muscular, black haired guy? How can you not know him- THATS Demitri Blackwood!“
Demitri blackwood by MrsBlackwood August 24, 2020
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