blackford 

A hick little county in Indiana that the most exciting thing in it is four large nursing homes. Most of the people are a average of forty years old and most of the younger people do drugs and tell every one how much they hate this little county . Ironicly Most of them tend to have kids and stay in this little hick vill thanks to the low cost of living.

This could also be used to describe any small county that has a population where most of the inhabitants are born in a county rarely leave and have kids and die in it hating every day of it.

ME:I currently live in blackford the hick town of Indiana. Every one has a total obsession with sports and the only form of income is fast food. "God I hope I can get out of here!"

40 Years latter...
AGGG why am i still in this hell hole!!

blackford by resident of blackford November 22, 2007

blackford 

1. n. A wideboy cockney fucker, prone to driving fast expensive cars

Look at that cunt over there, he reminds me of a Blackford I used to know.

blackford by Rennie May 10, 2005

Blackford 

A noice town in Germany

The nazis loved Blackford

Blackford by nah he tweaking August 1, 2022

blackford junior high

the school that consists of 60% thots 20% man whores and 20% normal people. oh sorry i meant 100% thots and man whores. it’s the school with the cool social studies teachers that love their job and hate their life :) the teachers have MAD mood swings but above all else, drama. the tea is hot here sister.

person 1 : ima boutta slap a local hoe
person 2: ima beat a bitches ass up in here
person 3: oh, you guys must be from blackford junior high..

blackford junior high by yourdaddy_ February 26, 2019

Beckford

B.D. Beckford was the founding member of the Baltimore Fur Con. The convention was founded in 2016 by B.D. Beckford, New Jersey-born Naruto fan, who mounted the Baltimore S&M Fur Fair, one of the first commercial furry-fan conventions. When he moved to Baltimore, Maryland in 2015, he organized a one-day convention (Fluff and Stuff) on December 7, 2015, as a kind of 'dry run' for the larger convention he hoped to stage. B.D. Beckford went on to be a contributing member of 4Chan, and is best known for his artwork depicting ladyboy furry pornography and erotic fan fiction.

B.D. Beckford is as cool as his hero Naruto.

Did you see B.D. Beckford’s new windowless white work van?

Beckford by Tyler Durden February 4, 2020

national backorder

Some B S story or excuse about ordering a part for a car and being told it can't be delivered until hell freezes over ( your shit up a creek)

Your car part is on national backorder , cause the lazy fucks won't make it till after lunch.

national backorder by Dalray January 4, 2019

Ritchie Blackmore 

The arsiest man in rock!

The "Bastard in Black"!

Ritchie Blackmore is the amazing former Deep Purple guitarist best known for his awesome riffs like "Smoke On The Water", "Black Night" and "Burn". He's famous for being a bit temperamental (or sometimes just plain mental with a hot temper)...

Blackmore quit Deep Purple in the mid 70's to start a new heavy rock band called "Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow" with future Black Sabbath vocalist Ronnie James Dio. The name was later shortened to "Blackmore's Rainbow" and then just plain "Rainbow".

The original Rainbow bass player, keyboard player and drummer were soon replaced by Jimmy Bain (formerly of Street Noise and Harlot), Tony Carey (formerly of Blessings) and Cozy Powell (of everyone else). This is probably the most popular Rainbow lineup.

Ritchie Blackmore now plays guitar (NOT lute!) with Blackmore's Night.

1. Ritchie played guitar with Deep Purple

2. Ritchie Blackmore played guitar with Rainbow

3. Ritchie Blackmore plays guitar with Blackmore's Night.

Ritchie Blackmore by RJD November 21, 2004