blockah

This word could be considered as onomatopoetic, and is used to approximate the sound associated with the report from a firearm.

When I pumped three into his dome, my nine went blockah...blockah...blockah.

by Eryc May 13, 2005

Blockchain

A decentralized digital ledger that records all transactions across a network of computers. Known for its security and transparency, it's the underlying technology behind cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin. The blockchain's distributed nature makes it resistant to hacking, forging, or altering.
In a broader, casual context, "blockchain" might also refer to something complex and trendy that's often dropped in conversations to sound tech-savvy, whether or not it's entirely understood.

"With the rise of cryptocurrencies, the blockchain technology is revolutionizing the way we think about financial transactions."
"Dude, I have no idea what you just said, but you dropped 'blockchain' in there, so you must be on the cutting edge of tech!"

by wood2023 August 23, 2023

Dark Blockchain

Dark Blockchain is a term that literally doesn't mean anything. It just sounds cool.

Employer: So, what are your past qualifications for this job?
Kevin: I am a dark blockchain expert.

by Terrain2 February 7, 2020

mobile blockade

Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.

Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.

More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.

Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie

Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.

Jeremy: fuck this shit, man

by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009

Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.

My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Blockate

A Roblox game where people are stuck in an endless loop of false hope and never escape it, the front-page sucks too and people like to think they are actual developers while the truth is that they are not. Noone cares about your game or the characters, no one knows about your games existence so stop making 69420 sequels on your game that got 100 visits. Stop being the "original owner" of games and starting drama because someone had a similar idea. Stop doing collabs where you put your creations in other worlds thinking people know them. STOP SELF INSERTING YOUR FRIENDS I CAN ASSURE NOONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FREIND GROUP. It's some stupid sandbox platform and you shouldn't be taking it seriously. Only a few people actually managed to escape blockate and get an actual career such as hater_deer. as the rest are left to foil and toil in a loop of false hope.

But in the end, blockate is fun. Im just sick of people making it such a big deal man.

by qwertyuiopzxcvbnmadgjl January 2, 2023

Blackaholic

Someone who loves Black people, is addicted to Black people, and/or can't get enough of Black people.
Person can be of any race, but they have an extreme affinity for Black people

I love the beauty and the culture of Black people. I love everything about them and I cannot get enough. I guess you could call me a Blackaholic."

by Serendipitous Infinity July 23, 2018