Black Motheritis is when a black women worries that her thuggish son will either be beat up, stabbed, arrested, run over, or just plain killed on a nightly basis while selling hard
drugs and roaming the hood . This condition can lead to many a sleepless night as well as compulsive eating, weigh gain, diabetes, heart problems, and a predilection for social services all while praising our first African
American president Barack Hussein Obama.