1.(n) Software that comes pre-installed on a computer. Bloatware generally comes on a PC made by a major manufacturer (i.e. HP, Dell, Toshiba). Most Bloatware is considered to be a useless piece of software that is intended for no other purpose than taking up hard drive space.
2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.
1. My brand new laptop came with so much bloatware, it took me over two hours to remove it all.
2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.
The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.
Poorold Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.