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beat beatdown
The most beat moment in a Halo 3 multiplayer game where when attempting a beatdown both you and your target simultaneously beat each other down. This unwarranted death usually results in the end of a killing spree and a profanity ridden verbal crusade against the opposing team.
Johnny- "OK, 2 more kills for a killing frenzy!"
Joshy- "Fuck the sniper! Beat that bitch down!
John goes in for the beatdown, but they both kill each other
Johnny- FUCKKK!!! That was such a beat beatdown! Those fucking prepubescent niggers on the other team are fucking glitching!!!!!
Joshy- Or.... maybe you just suck....
Joshy- "Fuck the sniper! Beat that bitch down!
John goes in for the beatdown, but they both kill each other
Johnny- FUCKKK!!! That was such a beat beatdown! Those fucking prepubescent niggers on the other team are fucking glitching!!!!!
Joshy- Or.... maybe you just suck....
beat beatdown by Chris_Wright April 24, 2009
Related Words
Beatdown Hardcore
Beatdown/Moshcore/Tough Guy Hardcore is a sub genre of Hardcore Punk. It focuses on slow downtuned Entombed style riffing and breakdowns. Mostly it's just mosh parts for dudes to crowd kill and fail their arms too. As a genre, it's so far removed from Hardcore Punk as there is literally no Punk in it. Bands included: Never Ending Game, Pain of Truth, Shattered Realm, Drain, Throwdown, Earth Crisis, 100 Demons, Bury Your Dead, Sunami, Bulldoze, etc.
Person 1: Hey, are you going to Tied Down this weekend?
Person 2: Fuck no, Beatdown Hardcore is trash
Person 2: Fuck no, Beatdown Hardcore is trash
Beatdown Hardcore by SkatePunx_84 June 30, 2023
Beatdown Madness
"Have to know the proper meaning of the Beatdown Madness chaos in the brain make your blood flow make your blood flow through your veins."
Beatdown Madness by _Caution April 20, 2021
SHAMWOW BEATDOWN
To repeatedly punch an allegedly cannibal hooker in the face.
Also known as the Vince Shlomi Beatdown.
Also known as the Vince Shlomi Beatdown.
"I went and gave that crazy prostitute a Shamwow beatdown for biting my tongue when I was trying to kiss her"
"I used to be a paid spokesperson for Shamwow but now I work at Taco Hut for giving that Bitch a Shamwow Beatdown back in '09"
"I used to be a paid spokesperson for Shamwow but now I work at Taco Hut for giving that Bitch a Shamwow Beatdown back in '09"
SHAMWOW BEATDOWN by ShamwowBeatdownBitch! April 24, 2009
Precious Beatdown
When you come home and your parents beat you up like Mary did to Precious when she came home late in the movie "Precious"
Momma: Deonte! Where you been! Just cuz you graduated yesterday you think you all grown!
Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!
Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!
Precious Beatdown by bilatface831 June 5, 2010
Blockdown
Blockdown by Anthony Gentile May 12, 2007
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