The perpetual state of being ignored or blocked (usually via text messaging) by the opposite sex, usually if reference to sexual relations.
After finally getting Jen's number and asking her out for a drink, John was put on blockdown after he started to be overly aggressive with his texting.
When you're horny as fuck for some Tinder dudes cock, to give you a good pussy pounding, but this Covid-19 has you on lockdown
Cheers to Covid 19, for being the biggest cockblock in 2020. Just rang my beak dealer and offered my pussy out for a gram of bash. He is self isolating, so no cock and no bash. What a Cock-Blockdown this is!!!
Excess Mortality above the average due to joblessness, homelessness, loss of business , and the like caused by Lockdowns.
So many have died due to Lockdown Deaths , the excess deaths are off the charts with Drug overdose, suicide, Alzheimer's patients dying of despair in nursing homes because their families aren't visiting them. Deaths from heart attacks, cancer & other illnesses because people are not getting timely heath care from doctors & hospitals, all due to halted care for non-COVID patients
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.