bloakes 

noun
A term used to disguise the true meaning of a chat room; in which chat room contains participants by the name of Bekah, Lourdes, Omer, Anthony, Kieanna, Eric and Salomon.

you're not invited, that's only for bloakes

bloakes by maCOWski April 27, 2021

bloatesque 

The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.

I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.

bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered

bloatesque by KRM90 January 21, 2011

Blokes on Blokes 

When the flattys are busting up and you get on the water with a couple of blokes once you have hit the all male brothel and fucked 3 men. You cast out some whole chook dogs to burley up the water a bit, whole chooks get the big dogs, 2.8s and 3 meterys.

Fuck do you see the blokes on blokes over near the flatty hole? Yeah mate get the dogs.

Blokes on Blokes by MrMan4Life June 3, 2020

blakes mom

A dirty fat slut who fucks anybody that she looks at and is looser than a doorknob. She is normally seen sucking off fat homeless people for a dollar to buy herself a pack of cigarettes.

Oh my god did you see blakes mom giving that hobo a blowjob?

blakes mom by Blakes mom May 17, 2017

Bloaked 

Bloaked means the feeling of excitement you experience for a future event, or activity, whilst under the influence of cannabis.

I am so bloaked for this food, I can’t wait to go home and eat it.

Bloaked by Yanz Middleman March 17, 2019

bloake 

a term used for a male, usually used in British and Irish slang.

Oi, look at that funny lookin' bloake over there!
Which bloake you talking about?

bloake by hnpotter September 12, 2007

Blokescursion

The conjunction of the Australian slang word 'bloke', and 'excursion' - when two males venture out into the world, typically to do manly Australian things, such as riding motorcycles, smoking cigars, fighting sharks and/or wrestling crocodiles.

With the roar of petrol engines and the whiff of cigars, the blokescursion had begun.

Blokescursion by L.A.R.S.O. June 10, 2016