bllas

the better version of balls

yo Daniel, which is better; balls or bllas

Daniel: definitely bllas

by joptn December 2, 2023

Jay Bilas

An expression of pleasure or satisfaction that something has gone extremely well.

In times of over the top joy, Jay Fucking Bilas may be used to denote the level of awesomeness that has been attained.

Jay Bilas is one of the few sports analysts who knows his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to basketball. This is the exact opposite of Digger Phelps

May also be abbreviated as JFB for texting

Dude, I just scored us tickets this weekend for My Morning Jacket!
Jay Bilas bro!!

Text from bro: Louisville just won the National Championship!
Reply: JFB!!

Wife: Well honey, looks like that pregnancy test came up negative. We're off the hook.
Jay Fucking Bilas!!!

by CCBM ryoder April 17, 2013

blasicinowhinotianchishanazi

Somebody who is black, white, Asian, Mexican, Filipino, white, albino, martian, French, anything that ends in -ish, German, and Nazi.

What everyone wants to be but know they can't be.

Hitler would've killed the blasicinowhinotianchishanazi.

by Sister Mary Lephant March 18, 2010

Blasey-Ford

Survivor. Patriot. American hero.

Christine Blasey-Ford was so brave to share her story with the world.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 8, 2020

Ballast

Something that keeps a head verticle.

Do you need any Ballast around to keep it (a head) verticle?

by StayAwakeStudios May 23, 2018

Balasaurus Rex

A prehistoric dinosaur of ancient india. Roamed ancient india looking for any types of meat to eat. Beware miniature forms of these creatures still lurk in the world. They are native to the United States mainly found in California.

Person A : what happened to my meat?
Person B : It must've been the Balasaurus Rex who ate it.

by KEVINs(A)GIRL????? February 24, 2011

Blasecking

The act of ferociously rubbing ones butthole creating extreme friction. Sometimes causing the anus to become painfully charred.

Oh my God!! This old guy is blasecking himself in the middle of the street! I can see the smoke rising from his butthole.

Dude? Are you blasecking yourself in there?

If you mess up I am going to give you a real hard blasecking!

by Melonater April 26, 2013