Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

blinkage 

A nervous tic of the eyelid.
You could tell from Bill's blinkage that he was lying about never having sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky.
blinkage by harry flashman July 16, 2003
Man, she was looser than change...there was definitely some boinkage.
boinkage by swpark24 February 9, 2004

blingage 

The act of having "bling-bling"
Man, you gots some serious blingage going on there.
blingage by Doc May 22, 2003

collateral blindage

Voluntarily blinding one or more innocent drivers, in order not to miss the opportunity to turn on your own high beams and blind some jackass who won't dim his high beams for any oncoming traffic.
"Man, I felt bad for the other folks on the road tonight, but one asshole made me have to dish out a little collateral blindage."
collateral blindage by scorpioeric December 13, 2007
(Noun) A word similar to dankness, meaning something that is cool, awesome, or contains something that is valued.
Hey Ross, that guitar you just stole from Walter is total binkage.
binkage by Boofy July 6, 2008

Blankage 

When you ring and ring somebody and they blank off your calls
Leanne 'I'm gonna ring them'
Rae 'Ok'
*Leanne's calls some random person and the phone just rings and rings and rings then goes on voicemail*
Leanne 'BLANKAGE!!!!!!'
Blankage by raeraex3x September 7, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Load more