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When all someone can talk about is their new jewelry.
"Ashley got all blingual about those diamond earrings."

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blingual by Caughtbymoonlight October 31, 2011
Words you can keep
fluent in bling, has an expert understanding of different kinds of bling and who wears them
People who work at Zales have to be blingual.
blingual by A.S.N. February 19, 2008

bilingual 

A person who's able to say "fuck you" if you speak Spanish or "jodete" if you speak English.
Im bilingual, I can offend you in many languages... cabron.
bilingual by Toronto Raptors January 29, 2008

blingalade 

Any nice SUV with appropriate bling. Blingalade is derived from Escalade (which comes factory with a little bling). Qualifying bling may include but is not limited to 20" rims (DUBS), excessive amounts of chrome or gold, and custom paint.
Fo' Boo got shot, he B flossin' in dat blingalade er' weekend.
blingalade by Parad0x November 9, 2003

blingaling 

A stupid and materialistic person who plays with their jewelry instead of paying attention.
The teacher says, "hey blingaling, stop playing with your necklace and open your book up."
blingaling by heathcat October 16, 2010

Blingalicious 

Amazing, Shiny, blingin', pretty much cool jewelerry!!
Person 1 : OMg look at my new earrings!!
Person 2 : Totally blingalicious
Blingalicious by Dee Jayy January 12, 2009

Fucked bilingual 

When you fuck a girl so hard she gets a temporary case of terrets and starts screaming in another language, or at least something that sounds like another language.
That bitch was screaming so hard last night, she was fucked bilingual.
Fucked bilingual by 68andIOU1 April 21, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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