6 definitions by heathcat
A nerdy cyclist who wears too much spandex for the type of riding they are doing. The type of cyclist who goes too fast on a crowded trail with kids around, but is too slow to actually race. Pejorative
This is a combination of the words Spandex and Dexter, a classic nerd name. I almost got run-over by a "spandexter" today.
by heathcat February 12, 2012
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A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.
Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.
by heathcat June 15, 2019
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by heathcat October 13, 2010
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by heathcat June 22, 2011
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A person who is not ill but needs to socially isolate and not work for 14 day because of Covid-19 exposure. This person has resources to enjoy their time off.
by heathcat August 05, 2020
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Damn, get of the yellaphone and come here if you've got something to say.
Calm down, and hang-up the yellaphone
Calm down, and hang-up the yellaphone
by heathcat March 28, 2011
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