blingless

A term coined by bedlam, meaning to be without bling.

Steve: Be honest, you bought that Tag Heuer off a sidewalk vendor downtown.
Jimmy: Yup.
Steve: You're blingless yo.
Jimmy: Word.

by MXI April 13, 2006

blingLESS

to show no sign(s) of wealth or bling openly but rather possess it in more understated and/or substantial form(s)

Dressed in shorts and sandals, only a keen eye would have noticed the understated $50,000 rolex on his wrist. No one would have known that he owned the Bentley parked outside and the bar we were in. He truly was blingLESS.

by blingLESS October 11, 2008

Cringe blindness

Cringe blindness occurs when someone is unaware of either the cringey behavior around them or their own cringey behavior. Cringe blindness leads to a lack of any self-awareness or ability to notice social cues. Finally, an individual suffering from cringe blindness will be unaware of their suffering or the suffering of those around them.

Vincent was dancing around the graduation with a towel on his head and kept groping men's shoulders when taking group photos. It was clear to those around that he was suffering from cringe blindness.

by 1014Tyme May 3, 2021

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

Brow blindness

The lack of ability to see how ugly your eyebrows are.

"I wasn't sure if she was extremely surprised, or if she just had a facelift. Her eyebrows were distracting. - She must have been suffering from brow blindness"

"cdn.diply.com/img/11f2bb65-6983-4b3e-995b-3967bd29e877.jpg - This person is suffering from a serious case of brow blindness"

"Did you look yourself in the mirror when you did your eyebrows, or do you suffer from brow blindness?"

by Benny Frost October 16, 2014

Cunt Blindness

1. The common eye disease which causes a person to overlook anyone who is a cunt or acting as such.

2. The aftermath of oral stimulation to a squirter.

1. Dude, im sorry i didnt see you, i suffer from cunt blindness

2. After a few minutes of fun, Steve had to get a towel to relieve his cunt blindness

by GamblinFaceDoctor May 25, 2010

resume blindness

When somebody's impressive credentials cause other people to overlook their negative qualities.

I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.

Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?

Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.

Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.

by AYYFRON July 5, 2010