Blingleberry 

Like the term "dingleberry" which denotes a piece of shit or toilet paper that sticks to your ass hair. A "Blingleberry" is a piece of shit that is always hanging around (or on your ass), but has a great facade. Lots of labels, tech gadgets, great friends (bling) and not much else.

That blingleberry has on $600.00 jeans but stuck me with the check for dinner because he's "broke".

Blingleberry by Gustae October 18, 2008

blingleberry 

Someone who holds on to once flashy or technologically advanced long after it has become passe or outmoded.

I can't believe Sharon still wears that Trucker Hat. That's one blingleberry that won't shake loose!

blingleberry by rameses2 August 5, 2008

flingleberry 

a dingleberry that is removed by hand and then flung at somebody else.

dude i was out of ammo...so i hit him with a flingleberry

flingleberry by Dooky Blumpkin May 11, 2011

Bungleberry 

1. A resin from fecal matter and underwear lint that hardens into a crusty mass around the rim of the anus. The mass often resembles tiny dingleberries massed together in bunches.

2. Crusy Anus berries when picked and smoked gives a euphoric high and intense visuals. Warning: may cause vomiting or retching from bio-flavonoids

Would you mind scraping my bungleberries for some fresh bungleberry pie?

Bungleberry by Brad Dixon April 3, 2008

bingleberry 

A technically inept person.

You bingleberry, you downloaded the wrong driver!

bingleberry by funky_man November 3, 2013

elijah binkleberry

elijah binkleberry is a word to use when you have a crush on every girl imaginable

person 1: i have a crush on a girl
person 2: you're such a elijah binkleberry

elijah binkleberry by menkissing March 28, 2022

Drunk Blingberrying 

The act of using a Blackberry to text while drunk. May result in embarrassing messages saved on the recipients Blingberry for future harassment. You could also be fired because your bosses name is one entry away from the chick you have been trying to hook up with. Now your boss thinks you are gay and that you are sexually harassing him.

Just say no to Drunk Blingberrying.

Drunk Blingberrying by Nikizzy April 26, 2006