Blindsided

A scenario where Everything breaks, normally happening out of nowhere.

Did you hear John's computer Blindsided? he says it just broke.

by Blindside413 March 2, 2020

Blindsided

When you’re texting or talking on the phone to a date and you think it’s going great, but suddenly and without warning he/she just hangs up on you or blocks you.

So I was talking on the phone to Greg and I thought it was going great, but then he blindsided me and I haven’t heard from him since.

by builtforspeed October 14, 2020

Blindsided Drunk

When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.

Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?

Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!

Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?

Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!

by for real2 August 16, 2011

blindside

1. to attack someone by surprise

2. a kick-ass Swedish hard rock band.

1. Tina completely blindsided Susan when she stole her purse.

2. Have you heard the new Blindside album? It's fantastic.

by Samantha March 7, 2004

Blindside

What happens in every other episode of Survivor.

That was a massive blindside, no one expected that!

by Possiblythis May 11, 2017

Breakfast Coupon Blindside

A sufficiently effective and extraordinarily cheap way to satisfy disgruntled guests at a lodging facility; surprisingly effective tactic against the run-of-the-mill inexperienced traveler. (However, the well-traveled veteran will likely see right through this strategy)

Phew...that was a close one - he was pretty pissed off. Thank God for the Breakfast Coupon Blindside!

by Rad Dawg August 20, 2008

blindside

1) Awesome swedish rock band
2) A surprise attack
3) A cheap shot

1) I just bought Blindside's new CD
2) I got blindsided by a pack of angry wolves.
3) Will got blindsided during a fight with tim by a pack of angry wolves

by Jman December 21, 2004