Bifted

a word used instead of things like gutted, merked etc...

wheyyy you got totally bifted

by Razer349 December 21, 2009

Bifted

Messed up; jacked up; skidded

Commonly used as "bifted up" or "bifted on". Present tense is "bift"

Person: *rips paper* "dang I bifted up my paper"

Person: *falls on face*
Me: "did you see that? He just bifted on his face."

Me: "Don't bift up the project"

by saywhatt September 18, 2013

Bifted

Under the influence of marijuana particularly or, more generally, other recreational drugs.

'Does your dealer do good gear?'
'Fuck yeah! After, like, a couple of tokes you're totally bifted'

by Bill December 4, 2003

Bifted

Snowboarding Term:
Wipe Out; Fall; Loose control

"You totally Bifted on that last jump"

by BeastieBoy712 May 5, 2003

bift

A Cannabis ciggarette. See joint

Hey, you gonna pass that bift or get married to it?

by Prometheus July 29, 2003

Bifting

To have sex, to describe sex, to call someone sexy.

"Shes going to get a bifting!"
"Shes a bit of a bift!"

When having a lot of sex with multiple women...
"I'm shifting the bift"

When going to the gym to become more sexy...
"I'm lifting for a bifting"

by ManOfGondor February 21, 2015

bift

verb; shaft, burn (slang), prove wrong

When he was so sure he was right, he got bifted when I proved him wrong.

by John Webster November 8, 2002