Blerch

To describe something that is dank as shit.

"How did it go last night?"
"Yo her pu$$y was so blerch!"

by Brad the Wall October 2, 2014

blerch

describing anythin extremly disqusting.

jane blerched all over the food in olive garden

aww man! i just blerched my pants

honey! the baby blerched all over the new tv

by tether foot August 5, 2009

bleachella

a phase that Taylor Swift went through back in 2016 where she bleached her blonde hair. it was a temporary look that Taylor herself now looks back on and cringes at, as she reveals in the April 2019 Elle US magazine.

“Dude, did you see the pics of Taylor Swift at Coachella?”
“Yeah, that’s when she was going through the bleachella phase.”

by halhan March 6, 2019

bleached hams

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.

Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.

by TIA1776 January 19, 2013

Bleach my eyes

When you see something or someone disturbing or unholy, you bleach you eyes

I just saw something unholy on Urban Dictionary.

Pass my some, I need to bleach my eyes

by * bleep* October 5, 2020

bleach

the beverage in which is usually consumed when listening to jacob sartorius' song 'sweatshirt', but the song is so bad you better hurry before it drinks itself.

"Hey, let's listen to Jacob's new song sweatshirt!"
"Sorry, I can't I've ran out of bleach."

by petrude02 June 26, 2016

eye bleach

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

by Rini2012 November 29, 2016