An obviously unnatural shade of blonde that many girls in today's society dye their hair because they think it makes them appear "hotter" and more appealing to men when in reality, it disgusts most men and turns them away. Hair that is bleach blonde is typically ratty looking with lots of split ends. Commonly seen on girls with carrott-orange "tans" and girls who wear way too much makeup.
-Heidi Pratt is a bleach blonde, her hair color is obviously artificial.

-Having bleach blonde hair makes you look like a fake Barbie doll. That's not what most guys want. Most guys prefer a honey blonde or a dirty blonde over a bleach blonde.
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A dumb slut with fake blonde hair (usually accompanied with highlights and big luscious curls). She likes to be stereotyped as stupid because even though she knows that blondes are stereo typed as stupid, she does it anyway because she likes people to think that she is stupid.

Her face tends to be of the orange persuasion and must be handled gently or it will rub off on a shirt and you will see the horror beneath it.

The Bleach Blonde can be seen at parties doing keg stands, specifically. She usually fools men into thinking she is good looking by having great hair and wearing lots of make up.

She is not to be mistaken for a natural blonde.
-"damn that girl must be hot. She's blonde!"

-"Just wait till she turns around. Don't let the hair fool ya. Shes a Bleach Blonde"
by blahblahblahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 29, 2011
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A typical no brained slutty blonde with no moral values. She lives off of her parents, they raise her daughter. She is easy, loose and has long nasty wizard sleeves. Don't let the cleavage fool y'all, those big things hang and have sausage nips. Eeeeewww!
by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016
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"Look at that Bleached-blonde ferret"
"That's Draco Malfoy"

"Is that a student?!?"
"Technically it's a ferret"
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those oh so irritating twerps that prance around the school in the middle of winter with large parts of their body stuffed prominently into bits of clothing. They sport hair bright enough to make Monroe blind and skin that would make even the most bronze Grecian cringe.
by jaykitsune February 28, 2004
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