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fucking bleeps
The vocal reaction you have when you're totally pissed off after hearing one too many bleeps while watching an R-rated film on a "family" channel.
I was really looking forward to seeing this movie, but all these fucking bleeps are driving me crazy!
fucking bleeps by backinbowl February 20, 2010
Related Words
bleepstreet • fucking bleeps • bleep • bleps • bleeks • bleep blop • bleets • Bleep Bloop • bleeper • bleeping
My black heart bleeds for you
My black heart bleeds for you by Applemilk November 2, 2016
if it bleeds it leads
basically means that the media loves violence. television, radio, and film will for the most part have much higher ratings if it's about a bunch of people getting murdered rather than something nice, like somebody saving a cat from a tree. ultimately, it's a statement about america's fascination with violence.
Johnny: you watch the news today? it was awesome, 500 people got their heads chopped off!
Tommy: hey, if it bleeds it leads.
Tommy: hey, if it bleeds it leads.
if it bleeds it leads by joejizzle May 7, 2008
Bleeple
Easily led people of dark-skinned ancestry. Portmanteau of "black" and "sheeple" (which is itself a portmanteau of "sheep" and "people").
Most intelligent Americans reject Al Sharpton as radical and destructive, but there is a group of bleeple that hang on his every word.
Bleeple by oneofakind151 October 27, 2009
If it bleeds, we can kill it
Much like Get to da choppa! this is a much quoted line by the character Dutch in the action film Predator.
played by-Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Must be said barely audibly, due to an over sized cigar or sum such stand in prop and a thick Austrian accent.
Can be used in any number of social situations often regarding an overly optimistic and highly unlikely outcome.
played by-Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Must be said barely audibly, due to an over sized cigar or sum such stand in prop and a thick Austrian accent.
Can be used in any number of social situations often regarding an overly optimistic and highly unlikely outcome.
Mac: Dude, that babe is way too hot for you.
(puts rolled up beer mat between teeth and assumes Austrian accent)
Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.
(puts rolled up beer mat between teeth and assumes Austrian accent)
Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.
If it bleeds, we can kill it by Soul-Demon November 1, 2008
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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