backinbowl's definitions

zipper slip

Forgetting to zip back up after going to the bathroom in a public place. Often accompanied by a "zipper coma", where you almost NEVER remember to attend to that little matter.

Of all the times to do this, Fred had a zipper slip just before walking up the aisle at his own wedding.

by backinbowl January 15, 2010

sax

a sexually explicit fax message.

She was too shy to proposition him on the phone, so she sent him a sax instead.

by backinbowl February 5, 2010

Doin' the Bump

In what might be called a much earlier form of "twerking" (see Urban Dictionary for definition), the more versatile "bump", an extremely popular dance craze of the early 1970's, involved repeated and often continuous partner-to-partner hip contact of several specific varieties: rear to rear, side to side, front to rear (as in the aforementioned twerking), and last but not least. the mutual frontal option consisting of the thrusting of the partners' groin areas against each other in what can perhaps only be described as a sort of "dancing dry hump".

Man, can you believe it; I was doin' the Bump so good with this super hot chick at the party last night that I had to say to her "If we keep this up I won't be able to do anything else later!"

by backinbowl August 30, 2013

Keep on truckin'

An extremely popular 1960's hippie saying that was made ubiquitously famous by the one-of-a-kind, extremely esoteric and eventually iconic comic strips and books which appeared and evolved from within the exquisitely unique mind of the mad-genius cartoonist R. Crumb. These three simple words of encouragement reinforced the then-prevailing idea that people should be able to feel confident about staying true to their own chosen life path and not allowing the outside world to get them down or force them to change who they wanted to be.

"Whether or not that peace march you're going on does anything to stop the war or not, just remember to keep on truckin'!"

by backinbowl August 30, 2013

counter terrorism

The act of roommates engaged in ongoing aggressive competition for counter space in a very small kitchen.

After Eric and Phil took on a third roommate, the counter terrorism in the kitchen reached a whole new level of aggravation.

by backinbowl January 28, 2010

altar ego

The hypocritical show of goodness a scoundrel adopts when going to church.

Crooks always put on their altar ego for public consumption at Sunday services.

by backinbowl February 12, 2010

fucking bleeps

The vocal reaction you have when you're totally pissed off after hearing one too many bleeps while watching an R-rated film on a "family" channel.

I was really looking forward to seeing this movie, but all these fucking bleeps are driving me crazy!

by backinbowl February 20, 2010