backinbowl's definitions

sax

a sexually explicit fax message.

She was too shy to proposition him on the phone, so she sent him a sax instead.

by backinbowl February 5, 2010

parking hog

a driver who is too lazy to park between the lines and always ends up straddling two spaces.

That guy is such a parking hog I'll bet he even parks in handicapped spaces.

by backinbowl February 7, 2010

altar ego

The hypocritical show of goodness a scoundrel adopts when going to church.

Crooks always put on their altar ego for public consumption at Sunday services.

by backinbowl February 12, 2010

shear stupidity

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.

Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.

by backinbowl February 17, 2010

fucking bleeps

The vocal reaction you have when you're totally pissed off after hearing one too many bleeps while watching an R-rated film on a "family" channel.

I was really looking forward to seeing this movie, but all these fucking bleeps are driving me crazy!

by backinbowl February 20, 2010

outthereness

A condition or situation of being known for appearing in a popular television series, and when written off the show readily picked up for other parts due to one's inherent popularity.

Although the actress playing Dexter's girlfriend Rita has been eliminated from the cast of the show through her character's murder, her current outthereness will certainly facilitate her job-hunting.

by backinbowl January 2, 2010

zipper slip

Forgetting to zip back up after going to the bathroom in a public place. Often accompanied by a "zipper coma", where you almost NEVER remember to attend to that little matter.

Of all the times to do this, Fred had a zipper slip just before walking up the aisle at his own wedding.

by backinbowl January 15, 2010