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Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?

Paulie Bleekered 

When you eat tic tacs right out of the container like Paulie Bleeker from the movie Juno.
"I just Paulie Bleekered too many minty tic tacs, but I dont wanna spit them out and waste them."
Paulie Bleekered by Paisem April 26, 2009

bleecher 

n. 1. One who bleaches their pubic hair blonde.
2. One who bleaches the hair on their head.
3. An unnaturally blonde male or female that carries one or more sexually transmitted diseases.
1. Dude, bleecher porn is the best, the carpet matches the drapes, know what I'm saying?
2. They can't really be blonde, they have got to be bleechers.
3. That fucking bleecher gave me herpes AND the clap!
bleecher by obie October 20, 2003

bleechers 

punk/skinhead slang:meaning bleeched jeans. mainly made my those in the "diy" class whom make their own non-conformist clothing in order as to not support punk profitiering corporations such as "Hot Topic".
skin-"gotta love these bleechers"
punk poseur-"nah, my sixty dollar bondage pants are better"
bleechers by sir loin August 26, 2005
one who is addicted to facebook, and spends close to 25 percent of their day on the website; they meet, creep, and stock people on facebook through pitures, wall postings, and the person's current status. This person has a new profile pic after every social function. They tend to get no homework done due to this website. If the only reason you have a internet subscription to your phone is fcor facebook, you fit this definition.
Erica is a total Bleeker. Logan and Alyssa are addicted to bleeking.
Bleeker by Miguel and Alyssa April 21, 2008
Goddamn bleekers coming in and riung my chi
bleeker by Brenan Chambers April 8, 2004
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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