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Bleezus is the leader of the Bleezian religion. He is an obese Floridian man who lives in his mother's basement, his blood is made up of Velveeta and he stands for putting yourself first and not giving a fuck about others. Bleezus is the king of all and you will eventually find him.
Person 1, "Yo man have you heard about a great Bleezus."
Person 2, "Yeah man he makes my coochie throb."
Bleezus by Thebleezian February 27, 2021
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