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Bleezus is the leader of the Bleezian religion. He is an obese Floridian man who lives in his mother's basement, his blood is made up of Velveeta and he stands for putting yourself first and not giving a fuck about others. Bleezus is the king of all and you will eventually find him.
Person 1, "Yo man have you heard about a great Bleezus."
Person 2, "Yeah man he makes my coochie throb."
Bleezus by Thebleezian February 27, 2021
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beebusinessbee 

A Bald Cunt With The Shiniest Fucking Head Any Cunt Could Physically See Without Going Blind
Dedicated To Kieran Carr and Den Dawg with BeeBusinessBee
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The foam that forms and stays on top of your tea when you brew a tea bag and cup of water in a microwave.
Ewwwww. Scrape that bleemus off the top of my tea, would ya?!
Bleemus by Streetsidhe February 6, 2009
The layer of coagulant like jelly that forms on the top of certain creamy soups after sitting. This layer can easily be diminished by the stirring of a spoon.
I'll eat the tomato soup, but only after you remove the bleemus.
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bleedus dickus

A time in a mans life in where they will bleed out of there man meat
Apperantly I have “bleedus dickus”
bleedus dickus by Ya boi gay fag April 22, 2019

bleedus dickus

A time in a mans life in which he may bleed out his man stick
Ya it’s used in a sentence don’t @me Bleedus dickus
bleedus dickus by Ya boi gay fag April 22, 2019
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