Bleezus

Bleezus is the leader of the Bleezian religion. He is an obese Floridian man who lives in his mother's basement, his blood is made up of Velveeta and he stands for putting yourself first and not giving a fuck about others. Bleezus is the king of all and you will eventually find him.

Person 1, "Yo man have you heard about a great Bleezus."
Person 2, "Yeah man he makes my coochie throb."

by Thebleezian February 27, 2021

bleezus

Bleezus is a term used to describe a j rolled to perfection with the dankest of weed in it.

Bob: Yo you wanna go smoke this bleezus?
Marley: Hell yeah mon light it upp

by 4Spicoli20 January 30, 2017