blazow
blazow by Evil Penis May 13, 2005
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bladow
when you know you just did something completely amazing OR got something SO right.... and you want everyone to know about it. you're the shit and basically, thats all there is to it.
Bing Blang Blaow
After winning a match a typical heads-up match the chat will go like this...
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
DANGEROUSS: fish
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
DANGEROUSS: fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
DANGEROUSS: fish
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
DANGEROUSS: fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song
Bing Blang Blaow by B. Obama June 17, 2009
Bladowed
When a guy asks out a girl and she says something to the effect of "Yeah, that would be great, just let me check my schedule." Then she gives the guy the run around for a week or so until she finally decides how to tell you she was never interested in the first place.
"Hey man, remember that girl I told you I had a date with this weekend?"
"Yeah dude, she's cute. Why?"
"Well she text me earlier today and bladowed me."
"That sucks bro."
"Yeah dude, she's cute. Why?"
"Well she text me earlier today and bladowed me."
"That sucks bro."
Bladowed by TheKMAatCU February 2, 2013
bladow
bladow by shadow sucka March 5, 2009
Blaow
“ yo can you come pick me up”
“ I can’t I just smoked I’m so blaow”
“It’s adii next time invite me bitch”
“Bet”
“ I can’t I just smoked I’m so blaow”
“It’s adii next time invite me bitch”
“Bet”
Blaow by Mrs.StoleYaMan April 21, 2019
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