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blasum

Anal sex can cause you to have a blasum.
by rubyb April 22, 2016
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Raider Blastmaster

When you pop a thumb up a girls asshole while sticking two or more other fingers in her vagina.
Mikey: "Yeah bro, I was with this boning chick last night and I totally gave her a good old raider blastmaster. It was pretty sick."
Jim: "Dude noice"
by Rural dicktionary May 28, 2015
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Blaoum

An outrage of emotion, an alternative to fuck, shit, piss, dick and or cockass.
For example "BLAOUM, you make me angry"
by akiree April 16, 2013
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blaum

(verb). To publicize and/or recruit others who are members of a defined or cohesive group to engage in an competing activity separate and apart from a previously scheduled and publicized activity in a way that forces members of the group to choose amongst the competing activities and generates animosity amongst the members on both sides.
I can't believe Kevin would blaum Lynn's birthday by organizing a karaoke party for the same night - what a douche!
by ausable ames March 17, 2010
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BLADUM

Jeff:i like spaghetti

Tina:ok?.......

ME: BLADUM!
by xxtroymanxx November 5, 2009
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brasumptious chesticles

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!
"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"
by ScottRiley February 23, 2008
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blaumed

When one cyclist posts over another cyclist's ride in a blatent attempt to lure others away from a previously posted bike ride.
Eileen, totally blaumed my Tunitas Creek climb with a wussy Golden Gate Park loop posting.
by Blaumy Blaumerton February 18, 2010
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