blasum 

A butt orgasam.

Anal sex can cause you to have a blasum.

blasum by rubyb April 22, 2016

Raider Blastmaster 

When you pop a thumb up a girls asshole while sticking two or more other fingers in her vagina.

Mikey: "Yeah bro, I was with this boning chick last night and I totally gave her a good old raider blastmaster. It was pretty sick."
Jim: "Dude noice"

Raider Blastmaster by Rural dicktionary May 28, 2015

Blaoum 

An outrage of emotion, an alternative to fuck, shit, piss, dick and or cockass.

For example "BLAOUM, you make me angry"

Blaoum by akiree April 16, 2013

blaum

(verb). To publicize and/or recruit others who are members of a defined or cohesive group to engage in an competing activity separate and apart from a previously scheduled and publicized activity in a way that forces members of the group to choose amongst the competing activities and generates animosity amongst the members on both sides.

I can't believe Kevin would blaum Lynn's birthday by organizing a karaoke party for the same night - what a douche!

blaum by ausable ames March 17, 2010

BLADUM 

a random noise to break awkward silence.

Jeff:i like spaghetti

Tina:ok?.......

ME: BLADUM!

BLADUM by xxtroymanxx November 5, 2009

brasumptious chesticles 

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!

"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"

brasumptious chesticles by ScottRiley February 23, 2008

blaumed 

When one cyclist posts over another cyclist's ride in a blatent attempt to lure others away from a previously posted bike ride.

Eileen, totally blaumed my Tunitas Creek climb with a wussy Golden Gate Park loop posting.

blaumed by Blaumy Blaumerton February 18, 2010