Blaoum 

An outrage of emotion, an alternative to fuck, shit, piss, dick and or cockass.

For example "BLAOUM, you make me angry"

Blaoum by akiree April 16, 2013

blaum

(verb). To publicize and/or recruit others who are members of a defined or cohesive group to engage in an competing activity separate and apart from a previously scheduled and publicized activity in a way that forces members of the group to choose amongst the competing activities and generates animosity amongst the members on both sides.

I can't believe Kevin would blaum Lynn's birthday by organizing a karaoke party for the same night - what a douche!

blaum by ausable ames March 17, 2010

BLADUM 

a random noise to break awkward silence.

Jeff:i like spaghetti

Tina:ok?.......

ME: BLADUM!

BLADUM by xxtroymanxx November 5, 2009

blaumed 

When one cyclist posts over another cyclist's ride in a blatent attempt to lure others away from a previously posted bike ride.

Eileen, totally blaumed my Tunitas Creek climb with a wussy Golden Gate Park loop posting.

blaumed by Blaumy Blaumerton February 18, 2010

blaume 

Short-hand english for blow me.

The Lakers can blaume.

blaume by Big O Tejas June 19, 2010

clique clique blaum 

A french female lesbian pirate. Used to point out that there is a lesbian or someone lesbian looking in the vicinity.

"Clique clique blaum!"
"Oh, where?"

clique clique blaum by Paulkel March 20, 2008

clique clique blaum 

A clique clique blaum is - simply speaking - a French lesbian pirate. A feminist with crew-cut platina blond hair. You know the type.

When a clique clique blaum walks past you, you MUST say clique clique blaum to your nearby friend.
"Clique clique BLAAAAAAAAUM!"

clique clique blaum by Torks December 15, 2008