BLADUM

a random noise to break awkward silence.

Jeff:i like spaghetti

Tina:ok?.......

ME: BLADUM!

by xxtroymanxx November 5, 2009

Blaoum

An outrage of emotion, an alternative to fuck, shit, piss, dick and or cockass.

For example "BLAOUM, you make me angry"

by akiree April 16, 2013

badum-ching

n. 1) see Rimshot. 2) The sound made from a Rimshot. 3) A sarcastic remark in place of feigned laughter.

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Get it? Get it?
Person 2: Badum-ching!

by d_art February 5, 2006

blaum

(verb). To publicize and/or recruit others who are members of a defined or cohesive group to engage in an competing activity separate and apart from a previously scheduled and publicized activity in a way that forces members of the group to choose amongst the competing activities and generates animosity amongst the members on both sides.

I can't believe Kevin would blaum Lynn's birthday by organizing a karaoke party for the same night - what a douche!

by ausable ames March 17, 2010

badum tish

that sound after someone makes a corny joke
two drum sounds and a cymbal

Why'd the cookie go the hospital?
Because he was feeling crumby!

badum tish

by walrus42 February 22, 2009

Badum-tss

Usually heard after making a bad or corny joke

Also it’s badum-tss not badum-tsh

So a man walks into a bar and says “ow”

*Badum-tss*

*Laugh track*

by NahKnee August 20, 2019

badum tish

It's an onomatopeia for a drum technique normally accompanying the conclusion of a cheesy joke or a comedy pratfall (where someone is made to look like an idiot by their own devising - such as falling on a banana skin they earlier discarded). It consists of two fast rimshots and a splash cymbal - producing the sound "badum tish".

#1: What does bees do if they don't want to drive?
#2: Dunno
#1: Wait at the buzz stop! Haha!
#2: Badum tish!

by Mats Valen May 1, 2007