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(verb). To publicize and/or recruit others who are members of a defined or cohesive group to engage in an competing activity separate and apart from a previously scheduled and publicized activity in a way that forces members of the group to choose amongst the competing activities and generates animosity amongst the members on both sides.
I can't believe Kevin would blaum Lynn's birthday by organizing a karaoke party for the same night - what a douche!
blaum by ausable ames March 17, 2010
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The moment when you see a female worth looking at, but is immediately drawn down by a parent being right next to her.
"Dude check out that blaum over there!" I know man too bad she's with her mom."
blaum by fmatch06 August 23, 2011
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clique clique blaum 

A french female lesbian pirate. Used to point out that there is a lesbian or someone lesbian looking in the vicinity.
"Clique clique blaum!"
"Oh, where?"
clique clique blaum by Paulkel March 20, 2008

clique clique blaum 

A clique clique blaum is - simply speaking - a French lesbian pirate. A feminist with crew-cut platina blond hair. You know the type.
When a clique clique blaum walks past you, you MUST say clique clique blaum to your nearby friend.
"Clique clique BLAAAAAAAAUM!"
clique clique blaum by Torks December 15, 2008

rye beaumont

Ryan Leonard Beaumont was the 2nd member of the boyband Roadtrip, his voice is angelic and he is the sweetest and prettiest boi in the world
Why is rye beaumont the prettiest? Genetics.
Why is rye beaumont the sweetest? His little brothers.
rye beaumont by roadie4lyfe October 20, 2018

blamegmc 

a goat rapper/singer/love maker/ stepdad/ producer, blamegmc is way ahead of his time, he’s on the path to do great things, definitely not a mediocre rapper
damn that that new blamegmc?
this shit going so fucking hard holy fuck god damn i can’t sit still god fucking damn it this is the best fucking shit i’ve ever heard
blamegmc by blamegmc November 27, 2021

balumpabump 

A person (usually a girl) who is so obese that one may wonder how a person could let themselves get that big. These people tend to have a spherical/ elliptical shaping because of the incredible amount of fat tissue that eliminates the natural curves of a human being.
**Balumpabump walks in**
Person 1: Oh my lord. Look at her
Person 2: Wow what a balumpabump
Person 1: How could a person let themselves turn into that
balumpabump by jetsman2528 August 7, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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