blaume 

Short-hand english for blow me.

The Lakers can blaume.

blaume by Big O Tejas June 19, 2010

Blaume 

Short hand for blow me.
Pronounced 'Bla-ume'.

Be
Loving &
Open-hearted
With
My
Emotions (TM).

Person 1: *Sneezes*
Person 2: Blaume

Sub-context:

That's just your nose's way of saying Blow Me.

Blaume by Quake In Your Boots July 29, 2019

blameshift 

In retaliation, during an arguement, to twist the facts to actually shift the blame to the other person.

John always manages to blameshift when ever we argue.

blameshift by John's mom February 25, 2006

blammer 

Gun, usually a large caliber weapon.

Ay cuz, better grab the blammer, this ninja over here is looking like he might need to get served.

blammer by ceerip707 February 8, 2018

blamegmc 

a goat rapper/singer/love maker/ stepdad/ producer, blamegmc is way ahead of his time, he’s on the path to do great things, definitely not a mediocre rapper

damn that that new blamegmc?
this shit going so fucking hard holy fuck god damn i can’t sit still god fucking damn it this is the best fucking shit i’ve ever heard

blamegmc by blamegmc November 27, 2021

Blame Pence

A phrase to help people deal with their life problems by creating a scapegoat out of Pence.

Person 1: "My hamster died today :("
Person 2 (a blamer): "Dude, blame pence for it!"

Blame Pence by The Blamed One February 18, 2020

Blarmey 

Blarmey: (adjective) combination of blarney and smarmy, used to describe a person who considers himself silver-tongued and compelling, but in reality oozes charm in the same way a slug or a festering pustule might. Probably developed this trait from kissing the Blarney Stone after the tour guides surreptitiously pissed on it.

(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.

1. “Ugh, that guy trying to bend my ear about his band is just so blarmey!”

2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”

Blarmey by Bad Beth and Beyond July 13, 2019