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Aside from being the name of a biblical character, "blastus" is another term designating a type of fart. A very large amount of intestinal gas is expelled at considerable force. As the flattus is violently expelled through the anus, the high amplitude oscillation of the sphincter results in a great, explosive, low tone of frightful volume. The term may also be applied as a proper noun as necessary.
Grotee let loose (with a "blastus") and it shook the walls. That's why they call him Blastus.
blastus by Frank Klaune October 18, 2004
Words you can keep
A hit of weed off of a pipe or from a joint
Yo, have a little blastus off this pipe, son
blastus by Krang January 7, 2006

blastastic 

fantastic + blast = blastastic
"did you have fun"
"yea, i had a blastastic time"
blastastic by mikez December 6, 2006

blastissimo 

Very loud; even louder fortississmo
I only know because I'm a Bass Clarinet and when my director tells the band to play fortississmo I intentionally play way louder just to piss him off. blastissimo

Blastasaurus Rex 

Someone who smokes (or "blasts") weed all the time, or someone who has been smoking weed for a long time.
Eric used to be such a Blastasaurus Rex, but now he done got himself religion.

Buzz Blasts 

The best tasting cereal ever created! It taste amazing. Unfortunately they stopped selling a few years ago. This cereal is based on Buzz Lightyear from the movie Toy Story.
I love eating buzz blasts cereal for breakfast
Buzz Blasts by tatomuck1 March 4, 2009

Blasturbation 

Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.
Did you hear the drummer from that grind band? Total blasturbation.
Blasturbation by Mark May 26, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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