blartard 

A black retard usually goes by the name Rafael Jimenez sells oils and fucks up your cooking refers to everyone as "dumb bitch"

Mike:"Hey do you know where I could get some oil?"

Mackenzie:"Yea just ask the blartard but make sure he doesn't add to much flour"

Blartard:"Shutup dumb bitch"

blartard by Oil peddler October 20, 2013

bartard 

a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.

Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard

bartard by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017

Blastard 

When trying to call someone a bloody bastard and your thick head can tell your mouth quick enough to get it out correctly and says Blastard instead.

You fucking bloody blastard innit!!

Blastard by Blastard April 21, 2019

Blabtard 

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot doing the absolute stupidest things when they know they're wrong.

Nathan what the hell! You're such a blabtard!

Blabtard by JVATYT February 7, 2022

Blabtard 

Someone who never stops talking about the stupidest shit. Somebody that you wish you could just knock some sense into and tell them to stop being a dumbass.

Nathan, you're such a blabtard.

Blabtard by JVATYT February 7, 2022

beartard 

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron

Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.

beartard by micks_folly March 25, 2009

bartarded 

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

bartarded by Phungguy June 1, 2006