blatard 

Cross between blatantly, and retard - like "blatantly, you're a retard for even asking"

housemate 1: shall we get drunk and go out tonight?
housemates 2 -7: Blatard!

blatard by Rojiepojie August 24, 2007

Blatard 

A Blatard is simply a black and Asian retard. word originated in TimaaWimaa's Chat on twitch at approximately 8PM

This nigga a blatard 😹😹😹

Blatard by Blatard May 15, 2024

Blastard 

When trying to call someone a bloody bastard and your thick head can tell your mouth quick enough to get it out correctly and says Blastard instead.

You fucking bloody blastard innit!!

Blastard by Blastard April 21, 2019

Blabtard 

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot doing the absolute stupidest things when they know they're wrong.

Nathan what the hell! You're such a blabtard!

Blabtard by JVATYT February 7, 2022

Blabtard 

Someone who never stops talking about the stupidest shit. Somebody that you wish you could just knock some sense into and tell them to stop being a dumbass.

Nathan, you're such a blabtard.

Blabtard by JVATYT February 7, 2022

Bratarded 

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.

-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"

Bratarded by djgringo June 16, 2010

Blastardly Deeds 

Blastardly Deeds (bah-last-turd-lee dee-dah-zzze)s) verb.

Blastardly deeds are deeds, action, intentions of a dastardly, blasted bastard.

There goes Ken up to his usual blastardly deeds again. Didn't he use to be a Bardtard?

Blastardly Deeds by Dragonlady58 December 31, 2020