A creature with definitively non-descript features. Larger than a llama and slightly smaller than a frog, blarrgs are very good at not being good at anything.
It is said that blarrgs exist simply to prove that they cannot possibly exist.
Blargscoptomy: (1)The lengthy response when an idiot explains something and their idiocy is exposed.
(2) It is a verbal stamp of idiocy on something someone says that takes them way to long to say and in the end nothing of value is said.
Friend 1: I wish I had a slush to cool me down.
Friend 2: Actually the drinking of a slurpie has been proven to increase the blood flow therefore actually making you more hot on a cellular level by making your cells move faster...
Friend 1: Blargscoptomy, your an idiot!
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi